A Story of a Bald Frog with a Wig

Once upon a time there was a frog. Now this frog was not like the other frogs in his village. The other frogs had beautiful flowing hair. But this perticular frog was Bald! he was so ashamed so he went to an old wise frog who had the most beautiful hair of all and asked him what to do. but when the old frog saw the baldness of the frog he dropped dead of shock. the bald frog didn't know what to do. so he sat there for a long time wondering what to do. finaly he knew what had to be done. The next day everyone was talking of the new frog in town. he had the most beautiful hair ever. they was shocked when they saw that it was the once bald frog. they asked him how to get such beautiful hair and he said to shave off all your hair and rub mud of the kuppa kuppa swamp on your scalp the wait 23 hours and wash it off. well all of the frogs were eager to get such beautiful hair so the followed the frogs instructions and shaved their hair off and rubbed the kuppa kuppa mud on thier scalp. but the frogs didn't have any watches so they couldn't tell when the 23 hours were up. so they couldn't get the beautiful hair like the once bald frog. so they asked him for advice and he said that kuppa kuppa mud actually makes hair never grow back and took off the wig of the old frog! That is why frogs are bald.
either that or a frog found a wig and lived happily ever after. either way that is the story of the bald frog with the wig.